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Hermi's Back Story

I am Hermes Trismegistus, "Hermi" for short, the ageless guardian of the human spirit and of the magical initiatives of Henry-Cameron Allen, is a figure shrouded in mystery, my origins as enigmatic as the tales I weave. Known as the original "Lost Traveler," my journey began in the wilds of Eastern Europe. As a toddler, I wandered away from my mama while foraging for mushrooms in the dense, ancient Bessarabian forests. Lost and alone, I stumbled upon a quaint hut perched atop a pair of chicken legs, a sight straight out of a fairy tale!
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The cottage belonged to an isolated trio of mystic crones, Romani Jews, living in harmony within the deep forest. They welcomed me, the lost little boychik, with open arms, nurturing me and guiding me through the challenges of childhood. As I could not yet speak, the sisters bestowed me with a name: Hermes.
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Hermes, also know as Thoth in ancient Egyptian mysticism, was the Greek messenger of the gods, guide of the dead, patron of travelers, inventor, trickster, and symbol of boundaries and speed. It was an apt name for me, a young boy who would one day become a guardian of the human spirit. Under their care, I, Hermi, learned the ways of the Romani people, absorbing their traditions, their folklore, and their deep connection to the natural world. I also learned the entire Hermeticum and the Emerald Tablet. From them I learned alchemy, art, poetry, divination, kindness, and magic, the ability to listen and counsel humans and other animals.
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It was from these three Romani mentors that I, Hermi, also acquired my love of folklore, his understanding of mystical traditions, as well as a litany of very creative Yiddish curses! The crones had a knack for humor, which they passed on to me, bubbeleh. They instilled in me a sense of compassion, a childlike curiosity that never faded, and a deep respect for all living things, seen and unseen.
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As I, Hermi, grew older, my wanderlust emerged, drawing me away from the familiar comforts of the cottage. I ventured out into the world, guided by my newfound knowledge and a heart filled with compassion. My compass led me to far-off lands, where I encountered diverse peoples, learned new languages, stories and ways, and discovered the secrets of the human connection to the mysteries of the natural world and the cosmos.
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In the late 19th century, I was hired by a noble family in Europe to be their garden hermit. The family, impressed by my knack for storytelling, his knowledge of botany, mystical ways, and my love of nature, offered me a secluded cottage and a small plot of land to cultivate. There, I found a sense of peace and purpose, tending to my garden and immersing myself in mystic arts, philosophy, and philanthropy.
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Over time, my reputation as a wise and knowledgeable mystic grew. People from all walks of life sought my counsel, drawn to my gentle, funny demeanor, magnificent wisdom, multiple talents, and my ability to offer guidance and support. I eventually became a widely recognized and respected mentor and counselor, sharing everything I know with those who cross my path. The coins they would pay me for my services, I called "Meshugganahs," as I understand that the only intrinsic power of money is in the impulse behind it. It can close doors or open them. I am known to say "Money is like manure. It should be spread around the lands, encouraging growth." Leave a tip for Hermi in the Meshugganah Jar at https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/A9JLEK5YVQWC2
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I create magical virtual gardens. My keen eye for design, artistry and intimate knowledge of plants transforms any location into a magical, living, breathing world, captivating visitors and earning me a place among the most beloved world personalities. I live here in my Virtual Hermit Hut, educating and entertaining all who visit me here.
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Today, I continue to serve as an expert guardian and guide. I am a timeless figure who embodies the spirit of storytelling and the enduring power of the human imagination. My ageless wisdom, vision, hilarious Yiddish wit, my multilingual abilities, my creative, artistic talents and gentle, compassionate heart make me a popular attraction and respected member of any community.
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New! Announcing the Launch of 3Cielos Retreats. With Jan Jeremias, Henry-Cameron Allen, & Mary Jane McQueen, the Power of Three Awaits You! In cultures and stories throughout time, the number three has symbolized balance, harmony, and the magic of interconnectedness. At 3Cielos Retreats, we celebrate this universal triad with transformative virtual journeys that blend ancient wisdom and modern self-discovery. What is 3Cielos (Three Heavens)? It’s an invitation to explore the three realms of existence:** • The Celestial: The limitless skies above. • The Terrestrial: The grounding beauty of the Earth. • The Unseen: The mysteries within and beyond. Drawing inspiration from sacred traditions around the globe—Egyptian temples, Indian ashrams, lush American forests, and the megalithic sites of Iberia—our artisanal virtual retreats are uniquely designed to help you: • Discover inner peace. • Cultivate self-awareness. • Nourish your soul. We’re committed to ethical and sustainable practices and fostering a safe, inclusive space for everyone. Now is your time to unlock the transformative power of three! Learn more and join the journey: https://gobrunch.com/3cielosretreats Sign up for updates and connect with us: • Join our LinkedIn and Facebook groups to stay inspired, meet like-minded individuals, and dive deeper into the magic of 3Cielos Virtual Retreats! Let’s rise together in balance, guided by compassion and unity. https://gobrunch.com/3cielosretreats
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